Let's talk politics.

As a head's up, I can't talk politics without almost literally foaming at the mouth, but here we go:

I don't purport to know everything, but I do know one thing: While the President of our nation is responsible for a lot and could certainly be culpable for a lot, not EVERYTHING is Obama's fault. The people who are blaming the President for the BP oil spill are the exact same people who sported the "Drill here, drill now, pay less" bumper stickers, so shut the hell up. It's called BRITISH PETROLEUM not OBAMA BIN LADEN NAZI MUSLIM FASCIST KILL AMERIKKKA COMPANY. Obama is not a magical fairy who can wave a wand and make a major national disaster disappear.

So let's talk about the "slavery law!" Because HAHA BLACKIE PRESIDENT WANT US TO BE SLAVES TO GET REVENGE ON THE WHITE MAN! You are so enlightened, please tell us more! And while you're at it, go ahead and include the requisite, "i'm not racist but..." statement, okay? Let's talk about the "slavery" bill:

"The slavery bill is currently in debate in the House Committee on Armed Services chaired by Rep Ike Skelton a democrat from Missouri. Those who oppose mandatory slavery should contact Rep. Skelton. Many bills die in committee and this bill should meet the same fate." (taken from http://www.prisonplanet.com/h-r-5741-slave-bill-now-in-committee.html)

Very similar bills were proposed in 2003, 2006, and 2007. Visit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conscription_in_the_United_States and please read the paragraph titled, "Conscription controversies since 2003" to get a full and illustrious history of how many other people have attempted to get this bill to pass.

OH MY GOD EVEN WHILE BUSH WAS IN OFFICE OMG OMG OMG NAZI HITLER MUSLIM TERRIST BLACKIE! HE IS IN CAHOOTS WITH OBAMA SAMA BIN LADEN!!!!

Additionally, Obama cannot wave aforementioned magic wand and CREATE A LAW. PRESIDENTS DO NOT MAKE LAWS. That's what our LEGISLATIVE BRANCHES DO. Legislation is a fancy word for MAKE LAWS. At worst, all the President can do is an executive order. Please visit http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Executive_order_(United_States) to read up on executive orders and you will plainly see that this is not one of them.

Obama did ask for a bill on NATIONAL SERVICE. Who knows what that could mean? That is broad term and could mean any number of things from roadside cleanup to STRAPPING ON BOMBS FOR KILL INFIDELS!!!

I'm sorry, I'll shut up now so you can go back to blaming everything on the President. Ants on your lawn? PRESIDENT HUSSAIN OBAMA BIN BABY KILLER! Crime in the cities? Why gosh, that must be because of NAZI FASCIST OBAMARAMA! A SENATOR IS TRYING TO LEGISLATE A LAW THAT I DON'T LIKE AROIHAUOIHGDIAUDGIG OBAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!@!!!!!@#!@$one!

Oh, and if you don't like this law, please go here: http://www.house.gov/skelton/ and contact Rep. Skelton to oppose it. That might actually do some good, instead of screaming about Obama, which does nothing but make you feel better and alleviate the feeling of responsibility you have about what happens in this country because you have a scapegoat. Like all Presidents before him and all Presidents to come, the people of America only vote for pretty lies and someone to point the finger at when those lies don't happen.

You can also go here to write your representative if you don't live in Missouri: https://writerep.house.gov/writerep/welcome.shtml